Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Somali spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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