Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Somali spy throwing …

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over-cooked pasta canned prunes cat biscuits stinky tofu the last Rolo stale bread soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice

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