Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Slovenian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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