Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Slovenian spy throwing …

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stinky tofu a plate of soggy nachos mouldy potatoes the last Rolo canned prunes turkey twizzlers a stale biscuit a box of dead mice stale bread mushy peas

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