Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Slovak spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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