Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Slovak spy throwing …

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soggy lettuce stinky tofu turkey twizzlers stale bread over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice mushy peas the last Rolo

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