Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Belgian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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