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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Belgian
spy
throwing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
canned prunes
cat biscuits
yesterday's fish
over-cooked pasta
the last Rolo
stinky tofu
soggy lettuce
mouldy potatoes
a wedge of blue cheese
turkey twizzlers
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