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The train delay

My train was delayed by a Sierra Leonean spy being chased by

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺
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