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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Sierra Leonean
spy
being chased by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡
a venomous snake 🐍
a turkey 🦃
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a wild boar 🐗
a hippo 🦛
an elephant 🐘
an ostrich 🐦
a rhinoceros 🦏
a cheetah 😺
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