Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Sierra Leonean spy throwing …

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the last Rolo yesterday's fish cat biscuits mushy peas soggy lettuce mouldy potatoes a box of dead mice a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes over-cooked pasta

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