Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Seychelles spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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