Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Citizen of Seychelles spy throwing …

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the last Rolo canned prunes a box of dead mice stale bread a plate of soggy nachos yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta turkey twizzlers a stale biscuit

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