Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Senegalese spy throwing …

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cat biscuits mushy peas mouldy potatoes a box of dead mice a plate of soggy nachos a wedge of blue cheese Brussels sprouts the last Rolo stinky tofu canned prunes

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