Sorry I'm late today

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The train delay

My train was delayed by a Saudi Arabian spy being chased by

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃
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