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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Saudi Arabian
spy
being chased by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
a hippo 🦛
a cow 🐮
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a venomous snake 🐍
a lynx 😺
a tiger 🐯
a turkey 🦃
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