Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Sao Tomean spy being chased by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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