Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Sao Tomean spy throwing …

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stale bread a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta mushy peas mouldy potatoes cat biscuits soggy lettuce the last Rolo a wedge of blue cheese

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