Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Sammarinese spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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