Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Sammarinese spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Brussels sprouts mushy peas canned prunes stale bread a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes cat biscuits a stale biscuit a wedge of blue cheese

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