Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Sammarinese spy throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers a stale biscuit canned prunes yesterday's fish a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese over-cooked pasta soggy lettuce stinky tofu

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