Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Belarusian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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