Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Belarusian spy throwing …

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a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts the last Rolo mouldy potatoes stinky tofu canned prunes turkey twizzlers

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