Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Salvadorean spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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