Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Salvadorean spy throwing …

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over-cooked pasta cat biscuits mouldy potatoes the last Rolo soggy lettuce canned prunes mushy peas Brussels sprouts stinky tofu stale bread

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