Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Russian spy throwing …

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soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese stale bread yesterday's fish canned prunes cat biscuits the last Rolo mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts

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