Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Barbadian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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