Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Barbadian spy throwing …

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Brussels sprouts yesterday's fish turkey twizzlers a stale biscuit mushy peas soggy lettuce a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo stale bread a plate of soggy nachos

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