Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Barbadian spy throwing …

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mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit the last Rolo stale bread stinky tofu cat biscuits turkey twizzlers canned prunes yesterday's fish soggy lettuce

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