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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Barbadian
spy
singing
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Katy Perry
Ellie Goulding
songs of praise
Taylor Swift
Lewis Capaldi
Rammstein
Gangnam Style
Will Smith
... a national anthem
... folk songs
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