Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Peruvian spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canned prunes stale bread stinky tofu over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit yesterday's fish cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos the last Rolo Brussels sprouts

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