Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Paraguayan spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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