Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Paraguayan spy throwing …

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mouldy potatoes cat biscuits turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese

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