Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Papua New Guinean spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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