Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Papua New Guinean spy throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese stale bread over-cooked pasta mushy peas stinky tofu

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