Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Omani spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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