Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by an Omani spy throwing …

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mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos turkey twizzlers the last Rolo stinky tofu a box of dead mice a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta

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