Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Norwegian spy throwing …

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a box of dead mice turkey twizzlers a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce stale bread the last Rolo cat biscuits yesterday's fish a plate of soggy nachos a stale biscuit

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