Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Nigerien spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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