Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Nigerien spy throwing …

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stale bread yesterday's fish a box of dead mice cat biscuits stinky tofu mouldy potatoes a wedge of blue cheese turkey twizzlers a stale biscuit canned prunes

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