Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Nigerien spy throwing …

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the last Rolo a plate of soggy nachos stale bread canned prunes a stale biscuit a wedge of blue cheese soggy lettuce mushy peas cat biscuits turkey twizzlers

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