Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Nigerian spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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