Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Nigerian spy throwing …

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stale bread over-cooked pasta the last Rolo a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes a stale biscuit soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers cat biscuits yesterday's fish

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