Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Nicaraguan spy throwing …

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over-cooked pasta cat biscuits yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes stinky tofu canned prunes turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts

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