Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Nicaraguan spy singing …

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... folk songs Lady Gaga Eminem ... a national anthem Ellie Goulding Gangnam Style 90s theme tunes Rammstein Lewis Capaldi Despacito

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