Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Nauruan spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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