Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Nauruan spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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