Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Nauruan spy throwing …

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the last Rolo canned prunes mouldy potatoes stale bread cat biscuits mushy peas a wedge of blue cheese over-cooked pasta turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts

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