Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Nauruan spy throwing …

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a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes a stale biscuit the last Rolo yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese cat biscuits soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes

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