Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mozambican spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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