Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mozambican spy throwing …

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a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta stale bread mushy peas the last Rolo cat biscuits mouldy potatoes canned prunes

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