Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mosotho spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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