Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mosotho spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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