Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mosotho spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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