Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mosotho spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a stale biscuit stale bread turkey twizzlers canned prunes over-cooked pasta soggy lettuce stinky tofu yesterday's fish mushy peas a box of dead mice

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