Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mosotho spy throwing …

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yesterday's fish canned prunes cat biscuits stale bread a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos stinky tofu over-cooked pasta mouldy potatoes soggy lettuce

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