Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mosotho spy throwing …

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Brussels sprouts the last Rolo turkey twizzlers a box of dead mice yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes stinky tofu mushy peas over-cooked pasta

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