Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Mosotho spy singing …

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Rammstein Taylor Swift Lady Gaga ... folk songs ... a national anthem Will Smith nursery rhymes Ariana Grande Katy Perry 90s theme tunes

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