Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Moroccan spy throwing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the last Rolo turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts mushy peas stinky tofu a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit canned prunes over-cooked pasta

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