Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Moroccan spy singing …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

... a national anthem songs of praise Eminem 90s theme tunes Lewis Capaldi nursery rhymes hip-hop Stormzy Ed Sheeran Gangnam Style

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