Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Moldovan spy being chased by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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